A World of Picky Eaters

My Thoughts on Our Customization Culture

May 21, 2024 • 

Gregory Virgin

The Majesty of the Dixon Ticonderoga®

If Seinfeld gets to make a Pop-Tart® movie, I get to write about pencils.

May 9, 2024 • 

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April 2024

Tuesdays Are Worse Than Mondays

Garfield got it wrong.

Apr 9, 2024 • 

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March 2024

In Defense of the "No Tip" Button

A former barista takes a stand against this gratuity madness.

Mar 26, 2024 • 

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Gregory Virgin Has Never Been Nominated in Any Category

Memoirs of an Academy Awards Seat Filler

Mar 13, 2024 • 

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February 2024

How to Be on Time

Gregory offers the secret to punctuality.

Feb 27, 2024 • 

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President Taft's Bathtub Woes

Gregory takes on the hot button political issues of the day.

Feb 21, 2024 • 

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I Misplaced My Job

A Tale of "Organizational Changes" and Other Euphemisms

Feb 13, 2024 • 

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January 2024

An Ode to My Home

Celebrating a Special Anniversary

Jan 30, 2024 • 

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My Name Is Gregory

I also accept Greg.

Jan 23, 2024 • 

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How to Get Out of Jury Duty

A User's Manual to Shirking Your Civic Responsibility

Jan 16, 2024 • 

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My Conspiracy Theories

Read on if you want to know the truth...

Jan 9, 2024 • 

Gregory Virgin