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In addition to my stunningly prolific creative output here, I have also contributed to the following satirical publications.
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Best of 2024: Donald Trump's Totally Untrue and Fabricated Random Acts of Kindness
Best of 2023: I’ve Tried So Hard to Be a Responsible Dog Owner and Yet Somehow I’ve Still Raised an Inconsiderate, Hedonistic Pie Thief
Best of 2021: Stop Degrading My Stories with Your Smut: A Plea from a Former Mad Libs Writer
Obituary: Film Critic’s Life Lacked Compelling Narrative Arc
Door-to-Door Salesman Extends Farewell Tour
Coffee Shop Customer Mistakenly Asks Career Criminal To Guard Laptop During Restroom Visit
Mother Desperately Hoping She Raised A Quitter After Hearing Son’s First Violin Recital
Study: Texting “STOP” Can Opt You Out Of Marketing Texts And Friendships
Man With No Friends Bizarrely Keeps Checking Phone
Local CVS Rearranged For No Apparent Reason
911 Called for Jazz Alley Musician Struggling to Get Out of Solo