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Jan 2, 2024
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A World of Picky Eaters
My Thoughts on Our Customization Culture
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The Majesty of the Dixon Ticonderoga®
If Seinfeld gets to make a Pop-Tart® movie, I get to write about pencils.
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Tuesdays Are Worse Than Mondays
Garfield got it wrong.
Apr 9, 2024
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In Defense of the "No Tip" Button
A former barista takes a stand against this gratuity madness.
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How to Be on Time
Gregory offers the secret to punctuality.
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President Taft's Bathtub Woes
Gregory takes on the hot button political issues of the day.
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